I am the Toast
hungryklaxon:

laughhard:

Why?

The best thing about this is that they seem to have a fence.

hungryklaxon:

laughhard:

Why?

The best thing about this is that they seem to have a fence.

queerqueensansa:

postllimit:

mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something

my dad has literally called me by his own name. 

the-goddamazon:

lancrebitch:

crunchierkatie:

i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body

I’ve always wanted to do this. I hope they all went out for ice cream later too.

bromancing-the-stone:

cishetofficial:

for every 50 notes this gets i’ll read a chapter of this book: 

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What a horrible way to die.

mugglebornheadcanon:

743. Muggleborns teaching Hagrid “Taking the Hobbits to Isengard”. He like to sing it when he takes a class into the Forbidden Forest.

factualfeminist:

How sexism works.

factualfeminist:

How sexism works.

casual reminder that you’re not just my followers you’re my friends whether you like it or not that is what you signed up for when you hit the follow button

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sherlockspeare:

I was thinking about the movie Frank, and then this sort of just happened.