I am the Toast
pelicancity:

lemons-up-your-ass:

ridersxonxthexstorm:

mysterylnc:

9gag:

I just made what I believe to be the most perfect pancake I’ve ever made in my life.

2000+ people are very happy for you

Suncake


Reblogging for the fREAKING SUNCAKE.

pelicancity:

lemons-up-your-ass:

ridersxonxthexstorm:

mysterylnc:

9gag:

I just made what I believe to be the most perfect pancake I’ve ever made in my life.

2000+ people are very happy for you

Suncake

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Reblogging for the fREAKING SUNCAKE.

octopusheart:

dendropsyche:

sharped0:

clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

this almost made me cry

this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.

I feel ill

spankmehardbarry:

fagmobs:

"People think it’s gross when I pop a dead fly in my mouth, but that’s because they don’t understand me."

gordman2:

Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups

yolownly:

homeostasis-central:

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

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the elder swear

sexydavestrider:

nyarrr:

horrendousscreeching:

ah

Let’s try this out





how badly did it hurt your soul to draw the “after” images?

sexydavestrider:

nyarrr:

horrendousscreeching:

ah

Let’s try this out

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how badly did it hurt your soul to draw the “after” images?

geoffrmsy:

dekutree:

tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t see why y’all need to go on yelp to rank a restaurant 0/5 and have an outburst on why your waitress didn’t smile at you when she poured you water

this is pretty fucking important

7.22 // 8.14

airgeatlamh:

JK Rowling said she would have made Seamus/Dean canon but she felt it would be distracting from the main trio

Literally how much space do you need to have a line about Dean asking Seamus to the Yule ball

Look, I’ll try

"Parvati had tried to ask Dean to the ball, but he told her he was going with Seamus instead."

DONE